Tuesday Search terms

Without much comment, here are the best search terms of the past week:

sentimental moment or why did the baguette cross the road?
morphed genitles (Well, they started out as Jews and became Gentiles later?)
how to write a glowing evaluation about a not so glowing person (Start by refusing to write said eval.)
my daughter is 16 how can i keep her as a virgin? (She — and her virginity — aren’t yours to keep, Bubba. Take two xanax and call me two mornings from now.)
masturbation camps and schools for men (Aren’t advertised in the back of Town and Country)
social manner car seating arrangement (OKOP know how to do it right.)

3 Responses to “Tuesday Search terms”


  1. 1 dave

    morphed genitles

    Hugo… i am thinking the “genitles” was a misspelling of “genital”, not “Gentile,” though I am not sure if that makes it better or worse.

  2. 2 Hugo Schwyzer

    I agree — I just liked the way it looked… (the phrase, not the morphed genitalia).

  3. 3 Charlotte

    Will we ever know, though? Perhaps the seeker needed an outlet for displacing his or her sexuality onto Judeo-Christianity. What would have happened if s/he’d chosen buddhism, I wonder?

    And no, I’m not going into detail here.

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