Some search terms from the past week:
men who carry emotional baggage such as ex wives (Need to buy a new luggage set)
dress chinchillas on the internet (Chinchillas don’t shop online, they wear couture)
how to treat your boyfriend (However he deserves, presumably)
what if you found out your fiancee wasn t a virgin (Do you want a partner or a possession? If the former, shouldn’t make a darned bit of difference.)
veganism and anorexia (Are not correlated as often as some say)
true love waits for teenagers 10 bad things that happens during sexual intercourse christian view (Can we take the funding away from abstinence-only indoctrination and give it to grammar instruction?)
how to tell if professor has a crush on you (He doesn’t.)
girlfriend taking feminism way out of proportion (Uh oh, buddy, next thing you know, she’ll want to vote or something.)
tuffskins jeans (Were the bane of my childhood)
That Jakob commenter guy is really starting to piss me off.
Some funny stuff